We-Vibe

Tango X

from £79

£79 at We-Vibe

£79.99 at Lovehoney

What we love
Impressive, deep, rumbly vibrations for a bullet

What we don’t love
Its magnetic charger has a weak connection

The original Tango came out about 16 years ago, and it’s consistently remained so high up in expert rankings that by this stage it might have altitude sickness.

Why we love it
Its Goat status is justified: while many bullets offer “buzzy”, high-frequency vibrations that don’t travel far into the body, the Tango is satisfyingly “rumbly” for its size, providing additional lower-frequency stimulation that carries deeper into tissues and awakens more nerve endings. It packs a lot of oomph into its small size.

This latest incarnation features a silicone grip to make it less slippery to hold, while the business end remains hard and glossy. There’s nothing to muffle the vibrations: they’re full-on and focused, which is exactly what tickles many people’s pickles. Others may find the feeling too “sharp”, however.

Three separate buttons to increase/decrease power and change pulse patterns make it easy to find the exact output to suit you. There’s excellent variety between the settings, the lowest of which is more a brisk twitch than a vibration. Plus, a travel lock means you won’t have to trot out the “it must be my electric toothbrush!” line when your handbag starts humming.

It’s a shame that … the magnetic charger can be accidentally knocked off its connections, but it’s more hygienic than a lead that needs to plug into a hole in the toy.

Speeds: eight
Vibe patterns: seven
Power: rechargeable
Run time: two hours
Charge time: one hour and 30 minutes
Waterproof: yes
Warranty: two years

Lovense

Ambi

from £55

£74.99 at Boots

£55 at Amazon

What we love
Shape offers diffuse vibrations and precision

What we don’t love
Vibrations travel up handle; charger is fiddly

A palaeontologist friend told me the Lovense Ambi is shaped exactly like a Parasaurolophus’s head. I Googled it; they were right. But while its form may hint at the prehistoric, its function and features are futuristic.

Why we love it
The Ambi’s ingenious architecture means it can be angled so its pointy tip provides pinpoint pleasure. The broader head delivers more diffuse vibrations, or it can be nestled lengthways between labia. You can change speeds and patterns manually using a button on the base, but it really comes into its own when paired with the Lovense Remote app. This allows you to set it to respond in sync with music or voices, hand over control via mobile phone to a playmate anywhere in the world or adjust the power in itty-bitty increments all the way up to a top strength reminiscent of that T-Rex shaking the water glasses scene in Jurassic Park.

It’s a shame that … those meaty vibrations do transfer significantly into this toy’s handle, too, so your fingers can start feeling fizzy and numb after a short period of holding it. And like much of the Lovense range, the Ambi is solely available in shocking pink: fabulous for those who love a kitsch Barbie Dreamhouse aesthetic, but less so if you harbour refined Architectural Digest aspirations.

I’d also like to see the magnetic charging stand improved: it’s rather wibbly-wobbly, and the Ambi only seems to power up when it’s facing forward despite also clicking neatly into the dock the other way around, so you need to pay close attention to the red charging light to check it’s fitted correctly and actually charging.

Speeds: three intensity and four vibration patterns in manual mode; almost infinite increments when using the app
Vibe patterns: unlimited, as you can program it via the app
Power: rechargeable
Run time: up to two hours
Charge time: 70 minutes
Waterproof: yes, to IPX7 standard
Warranty: one year

Love Not War

Maya

from £54.99

£54.99 for base at SheSpot

£54.99 for head at SheSpot

What we love
Recycled aluminium build; interchangeable heads

What we don’t love
Alternative heads are expensive

If you want to feel the earth move without harming the planet, Love Not War is your friend with benefits. Its Maya bullet is made from recycled aluminium in a hydroelectric-powered factory, and minimally packaged in a brown cardboard box printed with soy ink.

Why we love it
Seven different screw-on heads are sold separately to convert the bullet into, say, a rabbit or a G-spot probe. Interchangeable efforts I’ve tried in the past have suffered from insufficiently strong motors, so they haven’t been able to successfully transmit vibrations throughout each attachment, especially longer/larger ones. Love Not War is mounting an admirable battle against that challenge, however.

It’s a shame that … at more than £50 a pop, amassing a collection of heads will cost you a pretty penny – although the brand will plant a tree for each one sold.

Speeds: four
Vibe patterns: seven
Power: rechargeable
Run time: one hour
Charge time: two hours
Waterproof: yes
Warranty: two years, and Love Not War will repair toys to keep them alive for as long as possible

Smile Makers

The Firefighter

from £39.95

£39.95 at Beauty Bay

£49.95 at Victoria Health

What we love
Flickers gently but has a pointy end to do the job

What we don’t love
Its pink colour won’t be for everyone

Bullets are often designed to treat the genitals like a game of darts: if the clitoris is the bullseye, they aim to hit it dead on. The Firefighter instead approaches stimulation more like a curling match: gently brushing, sweeping and edging towards a climax.

Why we love it
The fluttering, flickering flame-shaped head will suit those who prefer a slow, delicate buildup before switching to the more traditional, targeted “pointy finger” part of the toy.

It’s a shame that … it only comes in pink. The Surfer, another Smile Makers bullet, is a refreshingly unusual zesty orange.

Speeds: four
Vibe patterns: two
Power: rechargeable
Run time: three hours
Charge time: two to two-and-a-half hours
Waterproof: yes
Warranty: two years

Je Joue

Hera Flex

from £99

£99 at Je Joue

£115 at Superdrug

What we love
Flexible and poseable to fit every body

What we don’t love
Big jump between lowest power levels

The Hera Flex is such a good problem-solver, it could probably win an algebra contest. Since everyone’s anatomy is different and distances between vaginas and clitorises vary, a frequent dilemma with rabbits is that once the shaft is inserted, the external stimulator doesn’t quite rest on the right spot. Many toys are too rigid to allow sufficient bending and angle adjustment to solve this issue.

Why we love it
This Je Joue genius solves that: it’s as flexible as a yoga master, and both parts of it are poseable, allowing you to easily customise how it curves to fit your bits. Another irritating rabbit habit is that the “ears” intended to tickle either side of the clitoris can pinch, poke or catch against sensitive flesh, depending on how your body happens to be built. Here, the Hera is a hero once more, replacing the traditional bunny head with a plush, spongy, smooth “thumb”. If you’re someone with a more frilly clitoral hood or labia that gets painfully pulled by rabbit ears, this could be a real thumbs up. A quality, thoughtfully re-engineered rabbit reboot.

It’s a shame that … there’s a bit of a jump between the first two power levels. A steadier climb would be preferable. The squishiness of the Hera Flex won’t suit folks who prefer firmer pressure on their hotspots, either. But as so often in the world of sex toys, that’s rather like saying, “people who prefer raspberries shouldn’t choose this banana”; it’s a question of taste, rather than a product being bad.

Speeds: five
Vibe patterns: seven
Power: rechargeable
Run time: one hour
Charge time: one hour and 30 minutes
Warranty: one year

Lovehoney

Glow Bunny

from £51.99

£79.99 at Lovehoney

£51.99 at Amazon

What we love
Solid rabbit with unique temperature play tip

What we don’t love
Power levels won’t knock your socks off

If you just want to use this toy as an old-school rabbit, it’s a solid choice … but it also has new-fangled tricks up its sleeve.

Why we love it
The temperature-play plate on the top of the shaft heats to 38C in less than two minutes, feeling almost like a warm tongue, and swiftly cools to 18C, giving a whole new meaning to “Netflix and chill”. I imagine the cold setting could be particularly enticing during sweltering summer nights, and it works nicely for nipple play, too.

It’s a shame that … the power is perfectly acceptable, but not perfect for the power-hungry.

Speeds: three
Vibe patterns: four
Power: rechargeable
Run time: one hour
Charge time: three hours
Waterproof: yes
Warranty: 100 days

Womanizer

Duo 2

from £189

£189 at Womanizer

£189 at Boots

What we love
Dual-action air pulse tech; clever automatic modes

What we don’t love
Takes more practice than similar, cheaper products

Admittedly, this looks more like something Star Trek’s Captain Picard should be at the helm of than a conventional rabbit. Rather than stimulating the clitoris with vibrations, the Duo 2 uses pulses of air to create a throbbing, sucking effect. Womanizer was the first to introduce this technology to the adult market in 2014, when it represented one of the most groundbreaking innovations in years.

Why we love it
The firm continues to be a pioneer. This toy boasts multiple proprietary features, including “Smart Silence”: it will only turn on when in contact with skin. This means the battery life is preserved, and you don’t have to fumble to switch it off in a panic if your intimacy is interrupted.

An Autopilot mode alternates between surprise pulse patterns and intensities to prevent masturbation from becoming predictable, while the Afterglow setting helps you gradually wind down post-climax, rather than simply switching off.

It’s a shame that … the shape takes getting used to, and there are now more intuitive (and affordable) suction and vibration rabbit toys available. That said, I believe the Duo 2 is worth mastering due to its god-tier-level exclusive features.

Speeds: 14
Vibe patterns: 10
Power: rechargeable
Run time: two hours
Charge time: two hours
Waterproof: yes
Warranty: five years

Satisfyer

Air Pump Bunny 1

from £36.99

£49.99 at Sinful

£36.99 at Amazon

What we love
Inflating shaft with a whopping warranty

What we don’t love
Loud inflating noises may have deflating effects

Satisfyer is known for two things. First, making excellent-quality, more affordable “dupes” of aspirational high-end sex toys – almost like an Aldi version of Lelo and co. Second, and in contrast to the first, rolling out vast multitudes of its own novel inventions, including this Air Pump Bunny.

Why we love it
It sports an inflatable shaft that can be enlarged by up to 15mm in diameter at the touch of a button, producing a “filling” sensation that some find mind-blowing. This could be just the ticket if your orgasm is intensified by the presence of a girthy internal toy, giving your vaginal muscles something to clench around as the waves of climax hit (more common than is discussed), especially if you need to build up to having something wide inside you. Magnetic charging, smart buttons and a walloping 15-year warranty show this toy is more than just hot air.

It’s a shame that … it makes a noise like a car tyre inflator while it’s pumping up, and sounds like your vagina is sighing mournfully as it deflates. Put the stereo on, because this toy’s noises make for an inappropriate and distressing lovemaking soundtrack.

Speeds: five
Vibe patterns: seven
Power: rechargeable
Run time: one hour
Charge time: two hours and 30 minutes
Waterproof: yes
Warranty: 15 years

Natural Love Company

Senna

from £99.95

£99.95 at the Natural Love Company

£99.95 at Amazon

What we love
Eco-friendly without compromising looks or results

What we don’t love
Time-consuming to clean

In the past, eco-friendly toys have been well-intentioned yet disappointingly ineffectual, and with an unattractively hippy vibe. There was a wind-up vibrator that required eight minutes of hand-cranking and looked like something you’d find in an army medical tent, and a solar-powered bullet that had to stay attached to its charging panel to work. But now the Natural Love Company is making beautiful, talented toys, with eco credentials, including the incorporation of reclaimed ocean plastics and carbon-neutral delivery.

Why we love it
I was intrigued to check out the Senna after being impressed by the Yarrow: a willow-green rabbit with a thrusting head that’s far more graceful-looking than this kind of gadget has any right to be. The Senna’s undulating shaft mimics a “come hither” motion, with swirling beads beneath a buttery-soft silicone covering, while the rabbit ears have been swapped for a little pulsating bean. It’s another winner that’ll give your knees the hippy shakes.

It’s a shame that … the crevices around the clitoral stimulating nub need extra attention to keep clean and bacteria-free between uses.

Speeds: three
Vibe patterns: seven
Power: rechargeable
Run time: one hour
Charge time: two hours
Waterproof: yes
Warranty: one year

Snail Vibe

Curve

from £109.99

£114.99 at Boots

£109.99 at Amazon

What we love
Constant clitoral contact; two independent motors

What we don’t love
Fiddly button controls

Another animal enters the scene, with an ingenious take on how to tackle those pesky rabbit problems. Instead of bunny ears, the Snail Vibe Curve has a vibrating spiral “shell” that rests externally on the clitoris. As you insert the internal shaft, this shell unrolls to maintain constant clitoral contact – check out the videos on Snail Vibe’s website to see what I mean. You can enjoy penetration that’s as shallow or deep as you wish or thrust the toy back and forth, without the clitoral stimulator slipping out of place.

The Snail has received a glow-up for its Curve edition, with a ribbed texture applied to the shell, magnetic charging, and most usefully, the addition of a looped handle for easier handling. It has two pleasingly throbby motors on the shell and shaft, which can be independently controlled to fine-tune your experience, inside and out. It takes a while to find your way around a toy this curious, but the payoff is worthwhile.

It’s a shame that … the buttons are a fraction fiddly, and don’t think about trombones during use, or you won’t be able to stop laughing.

Speeds: five for each motor
Vibe patterns: five for each motor
Power: rechargeable
Run time: one hour
Charge time: two hours
Waterproof: yes
Warranty: two years

Ann Summers

Self Love Dual Simulation

from £55

£55 at Ann Summers

£55 at Boots

What we love
Classy vibe; high-end specs at an affordable price

What we don’t love
Ann Summers’ trend-driven range sells out quickly

Rabbit-style vibrators emerged in Japan in the early 1980s, and the inaugural model had a trio of creature cousins – a beaver, a turtle, and a kangaroo. The zoological designs were a way of circumventing strict obscenity laws of the time, but as buyers realised how well the rabbit’s ears in particular were suited to their X-rated job, demand soared and word spread internationally. Ann Summers launched its own “Rampant Rabbit” in 1991 – and the store remains an excellent place to bag a bunny.

Why we love it
This rabbit feels far posher and more well-bred than you might expect for the price. It has a flexible shaft to help it better fit different anatomies. The Tiffany-blue diamond-textured silicone has a high-class aura. Is it rechargeable and waterproof, with a respectable degree of horsepower and plenty of speed and pattern options? Tick, tick, tick – and all without making your bank manager cross.

It’s a shame that … Ann Summers’ offering is trend-driven, with a lot of seasonal, once-they’re-gone-they’re-gone toys. It recently stocked some especially slender, petite rabbits I would have loved to recommend to people seeking smaller-than-average dual-stimulation toys, but they were gone in a heartbeat. The Rampant Rabbit Slim is a decent option from its core range for anyone who finds the Self Love’s shaft too thick.

Speeds: three in both the shaft and ears, separately controlled
Vibe patterns: seven in both the shaft and ears, separately controlled
Power: rechargeable
Run time: 60-90 minutes
Charge time: about two hours
Waterproof: yes
Warranty: one year

Lovehoney

Jessica Rabbit

from £34.98

£39.99 at Lovehoney

£34.98 at Amazon

What we love
Nostalgic design; lots of pleasing features

What we don’t love
Its soft plastic build can become sticky

There’s a Y2K revival under way, and to me, the Lovehoney Jessica Rabbit screams “millennium” at least as much as flip phones, inflatable furniture and wearing high heels with cargo pants. It’s wonderful that many modern toys are so sophisticated, but since eroticism can have strong associations with past pleasurable experiences, the lure of “the old faithful” shouldn’t be discounted.

Why we love it
Jessica: she’s a camp icon. The translucent bubble-gum pink soft-plastic material. The swirling pearl beads in the shaft. The fact that the head rotates clockwise and anticlockwise. Lovehoney has sold versions of the Jessica since 2008, so for many people, a rabbit like this one will have been their first foray into sex toys.

It’s a shame that … soft plastic can quickly get grubby, and if the material degrades, it can become harder to clean hygienically. Keep this rabbit away from silicone-based lubes and anything oily, as these may damage the material and make it sticky – although Jessica will always be delightfully tacky.

Speeds: three speeds in the ears; three speeds and reversible rotation in the shaft
Vibe patterns: seven patterns in the ears
Power: 3 x AA batteries – not included
Run time: about 60-90 minutes
Waterproof: no, splashproof, IPX4
Warranty: one year

Doxy

Die Cast Max Plug-In

£160

£160 at Ann Summers

What we love
Punchy plug-in power that can take proper pressure

What we don’t love
It practically needs its own roof rack if you want to travel with it

As they say: go hard, or go home. The mains-powered Doxy Die Cast Max Plug-In is arguably as hard as you can go. It’s not for the faint of heart (or parts), but it’s so mighty that it can probably conjure up an orgasm through walls. And speaking of your hopefully thick walls, you don’t get up to 9,000 revs a minute without noise, so be aware that even though the metal body rattles less than plastic wands, this is still loud enough to sound like you need a licence to drive it. Heck, though – what a ride.

Since Doxy launched more than a decade ago, its products have been revered for their tectonic-plate-juddering strength and have gained a fervent fandom – all of whom must have supreme confidence in their dental health, because I swear these wands could shake your teeth right out of your head. Earlier in 2026, the brand gathered feedback from more than 1,300 devotees and relaunched with an Alien-esque neon-green-and-black logo and a streamlined suite of hotly anticipated, improved toys.

The new edition of the Die Cast Max Plug-In model features a reinforced, flexible neck that can withstand greater pressure, so you can back your thang up on it and push against it with some serious welly. The buttons have also been redesigned to feel more tactile, and the packaging has been upgraded so it serves as long-term storage.

Why we love it
The reworked Doxy range now includes several less behemothic, cordless, USB-C rechargeable wands, including the smaller-but-still-serious Die Cast Compact and the petite yet powerful Doxy Go.

However, I’m recommending the most uncompromising, mammoth model of the lot. Nothing about it is a novelty; this right here is a professional power tool. It’s mains-powered, so the formidable rumbling never stops; it’s ravishingly, ruinously relentless. Its lead is three metres, so it stretches to most places you want it to go. And it’s built to last, from solid metal: I owned the old version for more than a decade, and it was still impeccable when I levelled up to the latest model.

The Die Cast is not subtle, but I’d argue that the push for sex toys to be “discreet” has roots in shame. Multiple women who’ve sought my advice for anorgasmia have called me, ecstatic, after my Doxy tip-off has given them their first-ever climax: something unabashed that works is better than something understated that doesn’t.

It’s a shame that … at 918g and the size of a rounders bat, the Die Cast Max Plug-In is a heavy beast. People without strong wrists or with problems such as arthritis should check out the Doxy Original Plug-In, 651g, and explore wand-positioning cushions such as those by Liberator or Sportsheets.

Speeds: eight power levels
Vibe patterns: variable escalating pulse mode
Power: mains powered and supplied with plug adaptors for the UK, EU, US & AU
Waterproof: no
Warranty: one year

Lelo

Smart Wand 2

from £159

£159 at Sinful

£179 at Lelo

What we love
Chic, reliable and powerful

What we don’t love
Horn shape adds to its heft

Lelo is the Idris Elba of the adult toy arena: chic, almost universally considered attractive, and a reliably fantastic performer.

Why we love it
This ergonomic delight is easy to wield and functions excellently as a massage gun in addition to its racier applications. It’s elegant, intuitive to use and packs plenty of punch at the higher settings. It would have been my top pick were it not for the fact that I’m confident the Doxy could get an orgasm out of a cabbage.

It’s a shame that … the large Lelo wand will intimidate some folks: for some reason its curved rhino-horn shape makes it seem even heftier than a straight wand. Luckily, there’s a medium size available too.

Speeds: 10
Vibe patterns: 10
Power: rechargeable
Run time: four hours (but I suspect that’s only achievable for users who solely prefer the gentlest speed)
Charge time: two hours
Waterproof: yes
Warranty: one year, plus a 10-year quality guarantee

Kiiroo

ProWand

from £75

£75 at Kiiroo

£105.62 at Sextoys

What we love
Can be remotely app-controlled; 10-hour run time

What we don’t love
The app could be simpler

The ProWand is a lightweight, velvety wand built to be comfortable for extended use – and boasting an impressive 10-hour-plus run time.

Why we love it
The ProWand can be remotely controlled or connected to other compatible toys with the FeelConnect app, perfect for facilitating shared erotic experiences for lovers who live apart or frequently travel separately. I’ve worked with cybersecurity experts at Mozilla to investigate the hackability of internet-enabled sex toys, and the company’s report says Kiiroo “do[es] a pretty good job protecting users’ privacy and security”.

The glowing LED handle can be set to match the colour of lingerie and is dim enough to not illuminate that distracting pile of washing in the corner of your bedroom.

It’s a shame that … the app takes a second to get the hang of, although overall the setup and navigation are much simpler than others I’ve tried.

Speeds: five
Vibe patterns: six
Power: rechargeable
Run time: 10+ hours
Charge time: four hours
Waterproof: yes
Warranty: one year

So Divine

Wicked Game

from £54.99

£59.99 at Superdrug

£54.99 at Amazon

What we love
Two motors for internal or external stimulation

What we don’t love
Less powerful than pricier wands

So Divine’s versatile value wand includes the option for vibrations to be emitted from each end of the toy.

Why we love it
This flexibility is a very good thing. Turn on the domed head at the top for external body massage or the insertable shaft at the bottom to enjoy penetration and internal stimulation. Despite this toy having dual motors, you can’t run both ends at once – although only the most adventurous among us would need that.

It’s a shame that … this toy doesn’t pack the power of pricier wands, and some prefer a material and design with more softness, flex and yield. However, it’s a great entry-level wand that gives you a chance to experiment with different stimulation styles and learn what you like before investing in a deluxe toy for three times the price.

Speeds: three
Vibe patterns: seven
Power: rechargeable
Run time: one hour
Charge time: two hours and 30 minutes
Waterproof: yes
Warranty: two years